Get The Cheat Sheet

So, check it out.

We put together a sort-of monthly cheat sheet that goes out the old fashioned way - via the US mail. Sent in discrete unmarked packaging for your privacy, via email in PDF format (we're trying to be environmentally conscious here).  It's a quick read with some stuff you'll find online and some stuff you won't.  Essentially, it's the skinny on what wines are worth your attention and heard earned shekels.

It's also slim enough to bring into your local wine shop without it being embarassing.  Well, to tell the truth, that kinda really depends on how sensitive to humiliation you are, doesn't it?  Would you care if a sales person spotted it in your clutches and asked you what it was?  If so, you may have issues too deep to be helped by a simple wine newsletter.  It's not a sex toy or anything.  Jeez.  Get some help.

Okay, where were we?  Ah, yes.  Right about now you're growing impatient and want to know, but, but, much is this going to cost me?

Relax, Sally.  Here's the deal.  I can't put a price on what we deliver.  Well, I could, but you'd laugh.  So, what we're doing is this: you decide.  Yeah, seriously.  Whatever it's worth to you.  Nothing?  That's cool.  Want to throw a few bucks in the tip jar?  That's very cool.  What's that?  Some number with a comma in it?  Stop.  No, don't.

Anyway, you get the picture.  Click on the button below, fill out the info, and you'll be subscribed to the cheat sheet.  And, no, we won't sell your information, flood your inbox with spam the way my old man likes to do to me, attempt to blackmail or extort bizarre acts of behavior from you, or report you to the Ministry of Bad Taste - no matter how much fun any of those might be.

Finally, thanks.  Turns out that putting this website and newsletter together requires time, work, and no small amount of love. Your recognition of that is appreciated.